The presidential debate was predictably dystopian, but boy, the memes are good
We round up some of the internet's wittiest reactions, including but not limited to: âwhy does Trump always sound like he's playing cards against humanity?â
YESTERDAY’S presidential debate was as chaotic as youâd expect. Donald Trump and Kamala Harris met for the first time. They even shook hands! About 10 minutes later, things went off the rails. ABC moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis did their best to keep the event running smoothly, but thatâs hard to do when one candidate wants to talk about the issues and the other, well, doesnât.
Both Trump and Harris fielded questions about abortion rights, fracking, gun laws, the economy, and immigration, which led to some strange (and hilarious) soundbites. We can always count on Trump to say something ridiculous, but I donât think anyone expected this level of shit-show. According to the former president, immigrants are eating people’s pets, doctors are killing babies after birth, and our tax dollars are going toward âillegal aliensâ in jail who want gender-affirming care. Who knew?!
It almost feels too ridiculous to type, but hey, thatâs what the man said. On the bright side, this is the first and likely last debate weâll see between Trump and Harris â which means weâll be spared from more nonsensical vitriol.
Thankfully, the internet has a great sense of humour. As the debate unfolded, viewers posted their live reactions on Twitter, and they did not hold back. Below, weâve rounded up the funniest takes of the night. Hopefully, we can all have a laugh and try to forget that the election is imminent. If that debate was any indication of how the next two months will go, weâll need all the giggles we can get.
the presidential debate: pic.twitter.com/u1RDxkVmo1
— à» (@buffys) September 11, 2024
me on my way to springfield for some fried poodle after getting transgender surgery in jail pic.twitter.com/MBS8leQgpy
— stephen (@phtevennnnnn) September 11, 2024
A Day in the Life of an Immigrant, According to Donald Trump:
— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 11, 2024
– wake up in jail
– get your transgender operation
– for breakfast, dog
– take over Seattle
– for dinner, cat
He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 11, 2024
pets watchin the presidential debate pic.twitter.com/ka0H7kkiQ9
— Devin Walker (@Devin_Walker2) September 11, 2024
trump is sounding like a nicki minaj tweet
— Ùjohn (@needtcknow) September 11, 2024
ok not too much on people taking naps at 4 o'clock in the afternoon …
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 11, 2024
am i lyingđ https://t.co/IZHwLINbm0 pic.twitter.com/HocQn4vIKN
— â bri â (@WhoopyGushion) September 11, 2024
âI have been a leader on fertilization.â No, thatâs Nick Cannon
— Keeks đ (@DietCoke_Esq) September 11, 2024
Why would I have imposter syndrome when Donald Trump fully believes in himself, all the time
— Keeks đ (@DietCoke_Esq) September 11, 2024
âThatâs why I got involved in the taliban.â pic.twitter.com/YSLNIf0Bj5
— Patty (@pattykkot) September 11, 2024
âYouâre not running against Joe Biden, youâre running against me!â – @KamalaHarris #Debate2024 pic.twitter.com/MlAThxOPHD
— slick ηick (@Creat1ve) September 11, 2024
https://t.co/wbM71iFKn1 pic.twitter.com/DsqYEyYWHH
— felix PVF đ„ đ (@ifyoulethimstay) September 11, 2024
Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten now pic.twitter.com/xzvI8KMn9X
— K (@843KT) September 11, 2024
calling january 6th âj6â like itâs a k-pop group is unfortunately soooo funny
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 11, 2024
moderator: you have 1 minute
— drew (@hydratedangel) September 11, 2024
trump:pic.twitter.com/UyQvWBEbs3
taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
— bella (@a90strend) September 11, 2024
Harris: JD Vance said you would sign a national abortion ban.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 11, 2024
Trump: pic.twitter.com/y1qy1k9Sz9
"I have concepts of a plan." pic.twitter.com/6vKmFLOSP3
— Jason Gallagher (@jga41agher) September 11, 2024
Tim Walz wit his homeboys https://t.co/0Ix2hkATYV pic.twitter.com/yhSTOeUHdN
— library j. blige (@theeluvvbelow) September 11, 2024
A version of this story appeared in US Esquire.
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